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Martin Rebas
The -2 club

There are clubs on the web named "the 100 club" and "the 1000 club", for people who have memorized at least 100 or 1000 decimals of pi, respectively.

I thought they left out the most interesting class of people. So in September 1995, I started the -2 club, for people who were unable to memorize even two decimals of pi.

I no longer accept new members. But below, you can view the list of bright and talented people who made it in time.

Nr Name Member since Guess
1. Silva, Pedro 30 Sep 95 3.71
2. den Otter, Bob 12 Oct 95 3
3. Alcock, Nicholas 14 Oct 95 3.212
4. Loureiro-Pereira, V.E. 25 Oct 95 3.6
5. Abell, Josh 4 Nov 95 3.2
6. Thompson, Andrew 7 Nov 95 3.15926
7. Feldman, Herb 9 Nov 95 3.439
8. Henning, Jesse 14 Nov 95 Tasty, esp. w. cherries
9. Martensson, Ola 15 Nov 95 5.23
10. Potter, Mike 16 Nov 95

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11. Andersson, Eve A. 3 Dec 95 2.7182818284...
12. Herva, Ville J. 4 Dec 95 Between -7.3i and -1.653342...
13. Jussila, Juho M. 4 Dec 95 0
14. Olivera, Luis C. 4 Dec 95 i
15. Kurz, Mary or Matthew 17 Dec 95 11
16. Nachman, George 17 Dec 95 10^10^100
17. Foley, Chris 28 Dec 95 Amber's pumpkin pie, receded filling
18. Bangerter, Nels 28 Dec 95 @#$%!#$%^9.1
19. Kushal, Dave 1 Jan 96 16.0
20. Butler, Simon 3 Jan 96 4
21. Beijar, Joakim 11 Jan 96 42.424242424242...
22. Beckers, Roger 20 Jan 96 3.12
23. Farahbakhshian, Michael 5 Feb 96 cow
24. Ward, Josh 6 Feb 96 5
25. Hailman, Robert 14 Feb 96 3.18
26. Seaman, Toby 20 Feb 96 fruit.lemon3
27. Bowen, Charles 24 Feb 96 95141.3
28. Rector, Lance 26 Feb 96 4
29. Rinn, Jason M. 29 Feb 96 69
30. Tucker 7 Mar 96 14.3
31. Mattsson, Håkan 9 Mar 96 -3.14
32. Kabakoff, Abe 13 Mar 96 (-1)^(.5)
33. Plouffe, Simon 19 Mar 96 ln(-1)/i
34. Sisler, Ryan 20 Mar 96 42
35. Eukaryot, Elder 24 Mar 96 sqrt(-1)*Log(-1)
36. de Decker, Jan 25 Mar 96 3.42
37. Halldorsson, Arnar 27 Mar 96 6.022*10^23
38. Pappas, Andy 30 Mar 96 90210
39. Carroll, David W. 3 Apr 96 3.00 (for very small values of .14)
40. Koeppel, Emmanuel 4 Apr 96 5.62951413
41. Klein, Aron 16 Apr 96 4.13
42. Dryzga, Sara 5 May 96 3.04
43. Mitchell, Ed 28 May 96 7.316 or 0.0824
44. Thinglum, Annie M. 29 May 96 -0.99
45. Seymour, Shane 10 Jun 96 3.17151234
46. Warner, Barry 13 Jun 96 sqrt(10)
47. Salfen, Derek 21 Jun 96 2.087
48. Schmitzberger, Peter 24 Jun 96 2.72
49. Anthin, Rasmus 26 Jun 96 4.13
50. Wohlwend, John 7 Jul 96 3.24sexualintercourse
51. Lord High Fuddlemeister 27 Jul 96 3.55
52. Scanga, Bill 1 Aug 96 Floating exception - core dumped
53. Rainsberger, J.B. 2 Aug 96 4.101010101010... ...right, Dave? Dave...stop, Dave....
54. Engelhart, Aaron 7 Aug 96 Sixtyteen point three
55. Tornado 12 Aug 96 1.41592653589793...
56. Coco 16 Aug 96 Woof! Woof!
57. Hammarström, Ulf 18 Aug 96 4.14159265358979...
58. Perkins, Andy 31 Aug 96 The Tigris and Euphrates Rivers!
59. Kaplan, Miles 22 Sep 96 6.66
60. Jónsson, Sigurður 24 Sep 96 Fusk constant #7
61. Gran, Frida 26 Sep 96 3.1
62. van de Vusse, Marcel 27 Sep 96 11.1 (binary)
63. Causticus 10 Oct 96 3.71828182845904...
64. O'Bannon, Mark Brian 29 Oct 96 $3.39
65. Johnson-Hill, Nick 23 Dec 96 Mmmmmmmmmm - Apple Pie!
66. Cvetic, Dejan 29 Dec 96 33 div 10
67. Choe, Y. 8 Jan 97 7
68. Norlin, Fabian. 9 Jan 97 -3.14
69. Nathan 29 Jan 97 13.14159265358979...
70. Smukler, Micah 2 Feb 97 The limit of the square root of 3 as 3 approaches 4
71. Lamphier, Thad 10 Feb 97 3
72. Ward, Klara 24 Feb 97 42
73. Möller, Hanna 18 Apr 97 8.9
74. Green, Gary 24 Apr 97 7, which he defines as "an infinitely variable variable, whose exact value at any given moment is whatever the correct answer to the problem is."
75. Kunz, Otto 29 Apr 97 3.20
76. Miu, Ionel 5 Jun 97 N[Pi,2](using "Mathematica")
77. Darkin, Bob 11 Jun 97 bad command <beads fallen off my abacus>
78. Kriske, Jeff 19 Jun 97 1
79. Froggatt, Stephen 15 Aug 97 7/22
80. Rubinstein-Salzedo, Simon J 31 Aug 97 2^1398269-1
81. Jackie 7 Sep 97 3.76
82. Simon, Alejandro 9 Sep 97 4.75 * atn(1)
83. Merrill, Dawson 10 Sep 97 0.61803398874
84. Baber, John 12 Sep 97 314.15
85. Scoutz 17 Sep 97

             _             _
            |    ,--------  |
  3!     1  |  \/  tan 8º   |
 ---- + --- | ------------- |
  2!     2  |       ,--     |
            |_    \/ 2     _|
86. Johansson, Daniel 24 Sep 97 4
87. Thomson, Julia 28 Sep 97 3.151
88. Lau, Michael 29 Sep 97 3
89. Adam, Sir James of 13 Oct 97 egg.cabbageturnip
90. Luecking, Achim 16 Oct 97 3.46824568245625856...
91. Tillström, Martin 20 Oct 97 Ehhh, what is pi?!?!
92. Maleki, Moe 22 Oct 97 8.695304 x 10^269
Proof: printf("%e","pi");
93. Wistrand, Pierre 2 Nov 97 3.1
94. Duncan, Bruce 4 Nov 97 4.61
95. Olsson, Carina 7 Nov 97 3.12
96. Edwards, Joe 26 Nov 97 ...18481.3 (In Tolkien duodecimal of course)
97. Forgettor, Balhemy the 1 Dec 97 11/7
98. Martin, Ryan 13 Dec 97 39 divided by the square root of 5046 times the sum of E and -0.9857465 squared.
99. Harless, Barry 17 Dec 97 22/3
100. Van Duyn, Steven 18 Dec 97 8
101. Ros, Alvar 20 Dec 97 10/3
102. Schmuel 21 Dec 97 eight slices of pizza or apple pie cherry pie.....
103. Clark, Dan 22 Dec 97 113/355
104. Alsop, Rory 20 Jan 98 3.1
105. Homann, Magnus 25 Jan 98 4 something
106. bryanjh 27 Jan 98 2
107. Underwood, Richard 30 Jan 98 PI..
108. Penner, Mike 2 Feb 98 57.3
109. Goodwin, Tom 5 Feb 98 an confused jumble
110. Deenihan, Barbara 11 Feb 98 3.1315546767...
111. van Hoorn, Jelke 17 Feb 98 ([1-1/3+1/5-1/7+1/9-1/11+ 1/13-1/15...............])/4
112. Stowell, Tom 18 Feb 98 3.44
113. Rowett, Jonathan D A 23 Feb 98 lymph node
114. Shaull, Chris 11 Mar 98 fer varmint
115. Menousek, Michael 16 Mar 98 2.15
116. TmNTxTina 17 Mar 98 Cows jumping over the moon
117. O'Neil, Sean 20 Mar 98

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118. Tellene, Sergio 22 Mar 98 -1.?
119. Müller, Lukas 25 Mar 98 2.718281828459045
120. sck 25 Mar 98 3.02256
121. acadrolli 1 Apr 98 11.11001101
122. Michiel 3 Apr 98 2.141592653589793...
123. Frans 3 Apr 98 2.141592653589793...
124. Krüger, Henrik 6 Apr 98 2.58
125. Westphal, Klaus 8 Apr 98 "pi with 2 decimals"
126. Halford, Peter 8 Apr 98 69
127. Robin 14 Apr 98 flower, eggs, apple filling, milk, sugar, vanilla...
128. Dahmen, Sander 5 May 98 my friend!
129. PunkGyrl2 3 Jul 98 918273645.0000003
130. Terheyden, Luke 10 Jul 98 30.414159
131. Berg, Erik 16 Jul 98 pee?
132. plastic 30 Jul 98 tigorar och lejonar och andra farliga hundar!
133. Ooga17 8 Aug 98 october
134. Thomas, Steve 9 Aug 98 426 526 348 568 021 023 320 125.68748952558.....
135. Geoff 16 Aug 98 3.12345678910111213141...
136. Wendling, Bill 21 Sep 98 3.73737
137. Resnick, Wayne 28 Sep 98 8 something
138. Herczeg, Lou 30 Sep 98 3.41
139. Karlsen, Erik Boge 11 Oct 98 31.4159265358979323846
140. Wingfield, Thelma 23 Oct 98 3.15